Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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