It's Friday. Sex?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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