i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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