I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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