that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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