She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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