If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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