so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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