i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Duck Duck Cougar?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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