And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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