so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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