She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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