I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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