I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
