the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I said "one day" and that day is not today
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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