If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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