So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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