What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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