I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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