how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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