you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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