I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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