I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That's how pantless uber rides happen
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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