Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
How external is "for external use only"?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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