just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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