I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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