actually, I'm a sock model
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
