Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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