Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
