I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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