Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
wow bdsm is so cute
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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