woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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