so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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