what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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