I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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