oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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