Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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