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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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