I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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