He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Randomize
