You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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