he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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