I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
wow bdsm is so cute
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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