i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
now i know why i became what i already was.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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