So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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