new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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