So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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