P.S. I can't hear my feet
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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