spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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