I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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