I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
My cat gives me a boner
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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