dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
organizing the empties. That sober.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
